Want to know how to make your kid do something that you really want them to, but they won't? Post it on the internet, and make sure you use the "F" bomb in a forum that your mother reads.
Yesterday Brooks popped three teeth, we think another is on the way. Ugh, really dude? Way to make me sound and look like a jack ass. Although I'm the one that posted it, and dropped the bomb, so maybe you come by it naturally.